Real Trip News

So while we were in Curacao I had alot of time on my hands since we just ate, worked out, ate, laid out and ate again....So I picked up a novel - "One Fifth Avenue" by Candace Bushnell (AKA - author of Sex and City)....well ya know there are always "types" of people so that got us thinking about the "types of people" there at our resort.....we'll share....

1. The Women - these gals were CRAZY! their husbands just sat around and these 3 women were truly on VACATION!! drinks, shopping, laying out...these ladies knew how to have fun and quite frankly I WANNA BE THEM WHEN I GROW UP!!!
2. Wife for Rent - so in Curacao there is oil, oil, oil - so naturally Americans are there to suck it up! Big ol' oil tycoons from Texas....looked like it, talked like it, wore the horns....and had some oddly younger companions....I can't say truly they were rented...bbbuuutttt....let's just say the bootiest attire was donned for dinner......
3. The "New" Yorkers - literally a new couple from NY...just got married lived in Manhattan - and literally couldn't have a care in the world...didn't know what they did or where they were going after they leave here....just have to wonder
4. Bikini Butt - there was one woman who wore this smaller bikini bottoms...okay not too bad however she'd hike up her bottoms from the ties only...so day by day she'd walk around with her bottoms covering only 1/2 her bottom!!!!
5. Bikini Butt's Banana Hammock - the husband of bikini butt - consistently wore these little red speedos and a navy and white stripped shirt...no shorts...just looked like a girl running around the house in undies and her husbands shirt....random
6. The Foreign Pack - this couple was dutch and the wife was quite lazy...no big deal, we're supposed to relax...however they would hull up in one corner of the pool and we NEVER saw this woman without a cig in her mouth!! beer in her hand....cig in the other...laying down, eating, pool.....smoke stack...I have never seen someone smoke this much in my life!! They were definitely there for 4 of the days we were....I'm pretty sure she'll get diagnosed with lung cancer as soon as she gets home.....
7. Naked Guy - this one guy was in a presidential suite across from us meaning he has this HUGE balcony and opens up to the public and the beach.....in the morning, however...he would come out and speak on his cell phone very active speaker...however BUTT NAKED!! I almost died the 1st time I saw him!! amazing!! so I had to take pics of the front and the back to show Conrad - I know this is a little piece of Europe here but honestly BUTT NAKED???
8. Minor Boobies - well, again this is a little piece of Europe therefore it was okay to lay out topless...I'd have to say minimal people did this....I think more of them were Americans as well....shocking news....BUT the worst of them were these 2 girls that had to be less than 14!!! To make it worse Mom & Dad were just laying out beside them!!!! At one point when they were clothed with their mini bikinis one sister pulled on the other gals top revealing a "nini" and she was just frantically trying to cover herself up in embarrasment as if she hadn't already shown the world and her dad her breasts!!

So needless to say there was TONS of time to people watch some very interesting people.....maybe some day I'll be like Mrs Candace and make my own book....ahah probably not! I'll just watch her movies made after the books....